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The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, young woman!
\"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I\'m leaving this house, I want a divorce!\"
The husband, replies \"Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened\"
\"Hummmmm, I don\'t know, well it\'ll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig you\"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . \"While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn\'t eat because you\'re afraid you\'ll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don\'t wear because I don\'t have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.\"
The husband continues his story . . . . .
\"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
\"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?\"
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(Added: 2006-08-30 Rating: 8.72 Votes: 7)
Submitted By: -- ozq@tpg.com.au
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