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Top | Animal Jokes | Motorway Madness One day there was a bloke goin down the motorway 140 mph as he went by a cop car, the cop car chased him and stopped him. The copper said to him "do you no you was goin 140 mph and that this is way to fast so I am gonna have to give you a ticket." The man replyed "Well I am so sorry it wont happen again!" As the copper is writing the ticket he hears a knocking in the boot "What is that may I ask? May I take a look in your boot sir?" As the copper opend the boot there was 25 monkeys in the boot. "Why have you got 25 monkeys in your boot?" The man replyed "I don't know." Then the copper said "Look take them to the zoo and we will forget the ticket ok?" Ok the man replyed so of he went to the zoo. The next day the same man was doin 130 mph down the motorway as he went by a cop car, the cop car chased him and stopped him. "hey, its you from yesterday!" "It is." the man replyed. "Did you know you was doin 130 mph thats way to fast. I am gonna after give you a ticket this time. As the copper is writin the ticket he hears a knocking from the boot "May I take a look in your boot?" As he opens the boot there are 25 monkeys with towls raped round their necks and all had buckets and spades! the copper turns and says "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?" The man replyed "I did yesterday. It was a good day out I am taking them to the beach today." Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-12-15 Rating: 2.62 Votes: 8) Submitted By: -- ppogmore@hotmail.com

 

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