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Top | Bar Jokes | Bad Tooth A guy walks into a bar and notices a big water cooler filled with ten-dollar bills. He asks the bar tender, "why is that cooler filled with ten dollar bills?" "Because I tell anyone that if they want all of the money in the cooler that all they have to do is put $10 in the cooler and do 3 simple chores," the bartender replied. "Okay, what are the 3 things?" the guy asks. "Well, first you must finish off a bottle of liquor."-bar tender "That's easy."-guy "Second, there is a big ugly dog out back with a bad tooth. You've got to pull the tooth and bring it inside."-bar tender "Okay, that's not too bad. What else?"-guy "There is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm. You've gotta go up there and give her one."-bar tender The guy sits down and orders a drink and starts to think about the money. There had to be at least $10,000 in there and he was sure that he could do those three things. After a few more drinks he decides to go for it. "Okay, here's my $10. Give me that bottle of liquor."-guy So, the bartender puts the $10 in the cooler and hands him the bottle. Amazed, he watches as the guy finishes off a gallon of liquor. Then, the bartender shows him the way to the door where the dog is. The guy stumbles outside the door and looks back at the bar tender. The bar tender then shuts the door and waits inside. He listens and hears a lot of banging around. The bar tender smiles as he pictures the hard time the guy must be having with the dog. Suddenly, the guy comes stumbling back in, turns to the bar tender and says, "now where's th-the old hag with the bad tooth?" Rate this Joke (Added: 2003-12-18 Rating: 6.69 Votes: 46) Submitted By: Unknown

 

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