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Top | Misc Jokes | Bathroom Wall Signs Friends don\'t let friends take home ugly men. Women\'s restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE: Remember, it\'s not, \"How high are you?\" it\'s \"Hi, how are you?\" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia: No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men\'s room, Linda\'s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina: A Woman\'s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you\'re going to have trouble with it. Women\'s restroom, Dick\'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas: Express Lane: Five beers or less. Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA: You\'re too good for him. Sign over mirror Women\'s room, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA: No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men\'s room, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA: The best way to a man\'s heart is to saw his breast plate open. Women\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL (a few years ago): If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can\'t take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. Men\'s room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington: Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina: If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let\'s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand\'s Pizza, Washington, D.C.: Don\'t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn\'t die. Men\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL: What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. Rate this Joke (Added: 2005-01-18 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 5) Submitted By: -- sonjaishtol@hotmail.com

 

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